ingo

Given that I've never finished any of the incredibly simple knitting projects I've started in the past (basically, a scarf), and have never used a pattern in my life, you could be forgiven for wondering why I don't try doing something easy, like a banana warmer or an apple cosy.

Right now, so am I.

But I will prevail.

Eventually.

(Stupid incomprehensible pattern! Where do you want me to put the extra stitch? and what type of extra stitch do you want me to put there? Why can't you be precise, omg.)